If wishes were fishes...

So I've been thinking the past couple days on something about which to write (I'm so good at grammar), but I've been drawing a blank. Let me take this moment to express a few things. First, I think it's kind of rude when people make me think a lot. I mean, it's not like I allocate a certain number of calories per day that I can burn thinking. I mean, seriously. There are a lot of other things I would rather spend my energy thinking about, like how I can improve my K/D ration rather than thinking about the rms-velocity of a nitrogen molecule. Also, other acceptable things to think about are as follows: how I can get more of my oreo in the milk without having to sacrifice finger dryness, how far I can walk away from my house and still have my wifi connected, or even how to get that blasted pack of hotdogs into the ziploc bag and NOT spill the juices.

Secondly, I sometimes just wish the weather would make up its mind....and yes, it has gotten to the point where I am talking about weather. Turns out the angels haven't been properly hydrating their scalps (that's my cute little analogy for snow, but it does make you want to think twice about catching a snowflake on your tongue.) This morning it was snowing very lightly as I walked to class, but if was PRRRREEEEETTY much melted by the time I was walking home. The only thing more capricious than the weather here is NEW JERSEYYYYY. Okay, that reference will be lost on 100% of people who read this.

Lastly, I'm getting really tired of this whole vampire phase that girls between the age of birth and 45 are going through. The first boundary of that range is PROBABLY too low, but I swear I heard my little niece talking about Edward...or Edgar....or Ruger. I'll tell you what, I wouldn't mind taking a Ruger to Edward. I'm hoping it passes soon because if there are any more vampire tv shows that come out, I'm going to flip a lid...I haven't decided which lid to flip, but I'm going to flip SOMETHING. You know, maybe I'll flip a couple lids...why not? I've got time, except it's being occupied by that solving that Oreo predicament.

So did anyone hear about the new update that Apple is putting out on all its devices: iPod, iPhone, and iPad are all included. It's called the iPatch, and it's supposed to remove all the PIRATED software. There's a reason I don't do comedy.

I'm constantly looking for new music, but I'm kind of picky. If anyone has any suggestions on some new music to look up, let me know. That is all.