Everybody Gloats

Alright people, I've reached one of my personal marks of excellence. Sure, this will never come into play in my profession, but I think it helps my resume for nerdiness. What am I talking about? Well, let me show you rather than tell you. Here it is:

I don't know if you can read it, but this is the score I got on my typing test today. Sure, I tried like 30 times, but I got it to 100. It's like a real world video game. Yes, I recognize this is nothing to be proud of, but half of the things I excel at aren't exactly things that most people would be proud of, so dont' judge me. Hey, you in the red, stop judging me.